Naj Sings

It has been thought that a ukulele is the lovechild of a guitar and a violin. Many think the same about me.

This is where I sing and put some extra thoughts about the songs I sing so this blog feels slightly more value added than a bunch of videos on one page.


Time is a Ninja

An ORIGINAL!! If I could put that up in glitter I would have.

This song is not by any means supposed to be taken seriously, I write whimsical songs that are meant to make you smile with their utter weirdness. Enjoy!

Time is a Ninja by Me!

You know that I know

There’s nowhere else to go

In this relationship

Fuel’s pointed at E

And I wonder when we

Ever thought it’d be good to stay like this

Time is a ninja

It creeps and it crawls

Stealthily it steals and

heals nothing at all

Nothing at all

I walk on pathways

That split into two ways

Conveniently parallel to life

What an awesome metaphor

It makes me think, “What’s it all for?”

It’s like cutting a mars bar with a knife

Time is a ninja

It creeps and it crawls

Stealthily it steals and

heals nothing at all

Nothing at all

Notes