Sit On My Face (Monty Python Cover)/ The Porno Song (ORIGINAL!) co-written with Mok
The Porno Song
You know what they say
life is like a porno
you either try something new
or the dicks catch up to you
but baby you and me
we’re a softcore movie
you see we take it slow
(chorus)
they say that love is bitter
but yours tastes so sweet
the first time hurts the most
leaving you incomplete
i’ve tried a lot of others
i’ve left them to weep
but when i’m with you
we’re not on repeat
(end chorus)
you know what they say
life is like SM
there’s pleasure and there’s pain
freedom and restraint
but life is not scripted
there is no climax at the end
sometimes we just pretend
(chorus)
they say that love is bitter
but yours tastes so sweet
the first time hurts the most
leaving you incomplete
i’ve tried a lot of others
i’ve left them to weep
but when i’m with you
we’re not on repeat
(end chorus)
but life is not scripted
there is no climax at the end
sometimes we just pretend
(chorus)
they say that love is bitter
but yours tastes so sweet
the first time hurts the most
leaving you incomplete
i’ve tried a lot of others
i’ve left them to weep
but when i’m with you
we’re not on repeat
(end chorus)
